I'm the kinof feller who
scarehimself
(not to mention
family and friends)
b
y many times makinliving
d
oing the unexpected.

S
omething different, tangential,
ev
en opposite to my
e
ducation and training.
Ya
know?

wantlearn femorthings
whilthfingers,
toes,
eyes
annoodle
aralstilattached
anfunctioning.

Nopenot interestein
door tdoor,
telemarketinor
s
ell-herbal-remedies-from-home scams.
 
     Thankfoasking.
                 
Don'even offer.

I'vbeeisales
marketing
.

I'vbeedraftsman
aengineerindesigner
.

I havbeeclassrooteacher and
businesantechnicatrainer.

I atechnicawriter
contendeveloper anainstructionadesigner
.

I havwrittefothweb,
fotechnicapublications,
fomarketincampaigns,
anfothclassroom
.

awedesigner, GUdesigner,
anquasmulti-mediprogrammer
.

Oh yes, I sinroc'nroliband
pladecent
rhythguitatoo.

 

 

prefetworwith
smart,
creative,
passionate
 people
wharproud
otheiwork,
whvalumine,
anwhare
honest.

Oh,
theshoulhave
 
fun
doiniall.

 

 

Anremembekids,
thbi'Bstandfor…
u
m,
forget.

 

 

(Yogotthave
senso"silly
")

 

I'vworkefor
BiCorporations.
SmalBusinesses.
Otheconsultants.
Anmyself
!

I'vbeeemployefultime,
    olontercontract,
         anhourly
.

Mwormostlworkefothem.
Mosomclients
havbeehappy.
AnI'venjoyemosoit
.

I'noanaconservative.
Butheagain,
I'nocrazeither.

 

dless
  creative
    inventive
      worthaI'likto,
anmorroutinwork
thalike.

 

I'ldabblwith
recycling
resourcewhethere'nbudget,
otmeedeadline.

  design/write/create/build
Jusaboueverything:
Electronic
papedocumentation...
…wesites…manuals…
...s
pecifications
…marketing copy

 

I'liktdlomorgiggling
thaweeping.

 

likeatindarchocolate.
probableamore
thashould.

Nobasfar.

Too weird for me. I want something else.

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