BarryEames the,um, legend

A strange, enchanted lad with a repository of personal weirdness
and a whole bunch of guitars!

Doing absolutely nothing for his...
um, 'rep' on

Legendary... um, Guitar Goof

'Mr. Legend' currently owns and plays 35 36! wonderful guitars which he started acquiring in 1964.

And...they all go to eleven! (Um, except the acoustics)

Barry's a popular name

Legendary...um, Name

The boy's name Barry \b(ar)-ry\ also used as girl's name (sheesh!), is pronounced BARE-ee.

Barry is a very, um, popular male first name and surname*.

Honestly, it's making a comeback! Really!

*(Popularity trend for the boy's name Barry -2000 U.S. Census)